Woody Quote #113
Quote from Woody in Tan 'n' Wash
Woody: [hums "Isn't it Romantic"] Hey, Sam. I found out all about Miss Chambers' date. I mean, uh... beautiful night of magic.
Sam: Just spill it, will ya, Woody?
Woody: Well, the ballet was exquisite, but it paled by comparison to the enchanting coach ride under the stars. Chad held her porcelain like hand lightly, tracing tiny circles on her alamander-
Sam: Alabaster.
Woody: ...alabaster skin, and then, fearing that the spell might be broken, she invited him up to her pied-de-teer for some quiet conversation and warm brandy, and then...
Sam: What?
Woody: Miss Chambers said if you want to hear the rest, you gotta ask her yourself. [laughs]
Sam: Oh, forget it! Forget it, man!
Woody: Oh, ask her, Sam. Sounds like you won't be disappointed.
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‘Tan 'n' Wash’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treatin' ya?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
Quote from Woody
Carla: Hey, Wood, do you want in?
Woody: I don't think so. You know, when I left home, my father gave me some very sound advice. "Never trust a man who can't look ya in the eye. Never talk when you can listen. And never spend venture capital on a limited partnership without a detailed, analytical fiduciary prospectus."
Quote from Woody
Norm: Tell you the one I hate. You know, you're back in college, right? And you haven't been to class the entire semester, and the teacher's about to give the final exam.
Carla: Oh, yeah, that one's the worst.
Cliff: What're you talkin' about, Carla? You never went to college.
Carla: It's a dream, stupid.
Woody: Well, how about the one where you go to this fancy restaurant, and before they let you in, they make you leave your legs at the door? Then the girl gives you claim check number six. So you go in, but instead of food, everyone's eatin' their silverware. Only you can't really enjoy your fork because you're so worried that whoever got claim check number nine might finish first and pick up your legs by mistake.
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Oh, yeah.