Frasier Quote #99

Quote from Frasier in The Peterson Principle

Frasier: A hearty heigh-ho, everyone.
Sam: Hey, Frasier. What's with the bird there?
Frasier: Oh, do you like it? I was doing some spring-cleaning the other day, and I came across old Plato here. He was my father's pet. Couldn't bear to part with him, not even in death, so he had him stuffed. He's really got a lot of sentimental value for me. He's an excellent example of taxidermy. Quite valuable, I'm sure. And I'd like you to have him.
Sam: Oh... Um... Frasier, I don't think so.
Frasier: Well, then toss it.
Sam: All right.

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Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Sam: Hey, what's happening, Norm?
Norm: You know, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.

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Norm: [on the phone] Hi, Vera. Listen, honey, no point beating around the bush here. I didn't get the promotion. In fact, I just got so mad at the guy, I just went ahead and quit. Yeah. Yes. Yes, they did, they gave me a reason, hon. They said that... Well, what they said was, I'm just not the right man for the job, you know. You just face it, honey, I'm a loser. I don't know why you just don't go just pack up your bags and leave me. Hello? That's very funny. That's cute. Listen, sweetie. There's something I have to tell you. Even on a terrible day like today, I feel like I'm the luckiest man in the world, because I married you. I don't know. I've had two, three, maybe. I'll talk to you later. Yeah. [hangs up]
Diane: Norman?
Norm: Yeah.
Diane: That's one of the finest things I have ever seen a man do. Yes.
Norm: How great, I'm unemployed.
Woody: Don't worry, Mr. Peterson. Something else will come along.
Norm: No, no, I mean, great, I'm unemployed. Give me a beer here.

Quote from Diane

Diane: Norman. If diligence, dedication and the old-fashioned puritan work ethic have anything to do with it, I'm sure... Good luck, Norman.