Diane Quote #470

Quote from Diane in The Barstoolie

Woody: Okay, Mr. Peterson, it's your turn to send a tape-recorded hello to my folks back home.
Norm: I don't know what to say here, Woody.
Cliff: Well, just hurry it up, will you, Normie? I've got some audio gems that'll have them howling in the old Hoosier state.
Woody: Okay, just let me find the end of Miss Chambers' message here.
Norm: All righty.
Diane: [on tape] Your son is a hardworking young man. You should be proud. We at Cheers certainly are. And what's more-- [fast forwarding]
Woody: I think it's a little further along here.
Diane: [on tape] I believe it was Elizabeth Barrett Browning who said-- [fast forwarding] Now let me tell you a little bit about myself. [fast forwarding]
Norm: All right, fill me up, Woody. I think we're in here for a while.

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 ‘The Barstoolie’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Diane: Norman.
Woody: What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Boxer shorts and loose shoes, but I'll settle for a beer.

Quote from Diane

Diane: Sam, two Beefeater martinis, please. [Sam hums] Well, you're just bubbling with energy. Oh, you must've mastered the childproof cap on your Flintstones vitamins.

Quote from Cliff

Cliff: Oh, yeah, and after all, the game of billiards was invented by the ancient Phoenicians, Norm. Well, however, it did gain newfound popularity after a group of Benedictine monks invented felt.