Norm Quote #314

Quote from Norm in Love Thy Neighbor

Phyllis: But Mr. Carbone, by hiring you, we hope to prove our spouses innocent.
Norm: Yeah, there you go.
Santo: Well, in most of these cases the news is otherwise. Believe me, I've seen it a million times. A bored husband, fed up with leftovers in the bedroom as well as the kitchen, starts eyeing the cute little pastry tart next door who's only too happy to serve up a little dessert.
Phyllis: That's not true in our case, is it, Norm?
Norm: Uh, no. No way. Anyone else hungry?

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 ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes, huh?

Quote from Norm

Phyllis: Oh, Norm, where did we go wrong?
Norm: I don't know. I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. I mean, day after day, night after night, I sit on that stool out there wondering, "Why did she lose interest in me?"

Quote from Diane

Diane: "Love bunny"?
Sam: What's wrong with that?
Diane: How dare you callously and cruelly lump me in with the other conglomeration of Twinkies that constitutes your sexual past.
Sam: There's just no pleasing that woman.