Phyllis: But Mr. Carbone, by hiring you, we hope to prove our spouses innocent.
Norm: Yeah, there you go.
Santo: Well, in most of these cases the news is otherwise. Believe me, I've seen it a million times. A bored husband, fed up with leftovers in the bedroom as well as the kitchen, starts eyeing the cute little pastry tart next door who's only too happy to serve up a little dessert.
Phyllis: That's not true in our case, is it, Norm?
Norm: Uh, no. No way. Anyone else hungry?