Diane Quote #457

Quote from Diane in Love Thy Neighbor

Sam: Hey, guess who's gonna interview me on the radio tonight?
Diane: Someone with a taste for adventure.
Sam: Dave Richards, my old buddy.
Cliff: Hey.
Diane: And a 2-by-4 for a brain.
I need Dewar's rocks, please.
Sam: What's your big problem with Dave? I mean, ever since he came in this place, you've been badmouthing the guy.
Diane: For some strange reason, I find it hard to respect a man with the bumper sticker "Honk if you're horny."

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 ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes, huh?

Quote from Norm

Phyllis: Oh, Norm, where did we go wrong?
Norm: I don't know. I've been racking my brain trying to figure it out. I mean, day after day, night after night, I sit on that stool out there wondering, "Why did she lose interest in me?"

Quote from Diane

Diane: "Love bunny"?
Sam: What's wrong with that?
Diane: How dare you callously and cruelly lump me in with the other conglomeration of Twinkies that constitutes your sexual past.
Sam: There's just no pleasing that woman.