Sam: Hey, guess who's gonna interview me on the radio tonight?
Diane: Someone with a taste for adventure.
Sam: Dave Richards, my old buddy.
Cliff: Hey.
Diane: And a 2-by-4 for a brain.
I need Dewar's rocks, please.
Sam: What's your big problem with Dave? I mean, ever since he came in this place, you've been badmouthing the guy.
Diane: For some strange reason, I find it hard to respect a man with the bumper sticker "Honk if you're horny."