Diane Quote #387

Quote from Diane in Bar Bet

Diane: It's getting late.
Norm: Yeah, Sammy must be having a hard time talking Jackie into it.
Diane: Yes, and if he doesn't get back in a year, his cologne will wear off.

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 ‘Bar Bet’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: All those places are right here in Boston?
Diane: Yes, Norman. This town is a veritable treasure-trove of historical monuments.
Norm: Hmm. That's really something. Thousands of people flock to Boston just t see all those sights, and soak up a lot of American heritage, and I sit here in a bar, night after night, guzzling beer.
Diane: It's sad, isn't it?
Norm: Yeah. But, hey, no one's forcing them.

Quote from Diane

Carla: Wait, I've got an idea.
Diane: You mean you've actually conceived something besides a child?
Carla: Ooh. A bitter and unprovoked attack. I like it.

Quote from Diane

Sam: Why don't you do this? You're a little smarter than me.
Diane: I'm a lot smarter than you are. This paper napkin is a little smarter.