Quote from Norm in Bar Bet
Norm: All those places are right here in Boston? Diane: Yes, Norman. This town is a veritable treasure-trove of historical monuments. Norm: Hmm. That's really something. Thousands of people flock to Boston just t see all those sights, and soak up a lot of American heritage, and I sit here in a bar, night after night, guzzling beer. Diane: It's sad, isn't it? Norm: Yeah. But, hey, no one's forcing them.