Carla Quote #227
Quote from Carla in Rebound, Part 1
Diane: Don't, Sam! Please. I didn't come here to fight with you. I came here to help.
Sam: Well, I've never been happier in my entire life. What are you doing to do? Help me out all my happiness? You're the one person who could do it.
Diane: No, all I really want you to do is see a friend of mine. He's a man I met recently at a sana- vacation.
Carla: She's been locked up in a home facility in Connecticut for three months.
Diane: I was not locked up. I could come and go at will. And besides, it's not true. And how did you know about it?
Carla: I got a cousin who's a private dick. I wanted to find out if you were really gone. And you were really gone!
Cheers Quotes
‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.
Quote from Carla
Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.