Norm Quote #191

Quote from Norm in Rebound, Part 1

Cliff: So, Coach, how's Sammy been since I've been away?
Coach: Just about the same, Cliffie. Terrible.
Norm: Yeah, you should've seen him the other night, Cliffie. He walks in here with this lady librarian. She's off-duty, right? They both have a snootful. The lady librarian's got-
Sam: [enters with two dancers] Hey, gang!
Norm: Never mind. My story's obsolete.

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 ‘Rebound, Part 1’ Quotes

Quote from Coach

Carla: Norman, are you sure you want to have a kid? You know, once the monster comes along, your whole life is gonna be different.
Norm: Yeah? Well, Coach, you've had kids. Does a baby change you?
Coach: Are you kidding, Normie? It can't even change itself.
Norm: Well, I'll have to remember that.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Well, I'm back.
All: Norm!
Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: A transfusion with a head on it.

Quote from Carla

Carla: He's turning into a real jerk, you know. He spends all his time boozing, chasing skirts, and loving and leaving waitresses.
Norm: I wonder what set him off. Suppose maybe it might have been Dia- [Norm groans as Carla grabs him by the hair] Diabetes!
Carla: You were going to say that name, weren't you?
Norm: No, I wasn't.
Carla: Yes, you were. You know my rule.
Norm: But I didn't say it.
Carla: I don't even want you to think it. Use that name and I will give you a sunroof.