Norm Quote #179

Quote from Norm in Norman's Conquest

Norm: Well, I think this just about says it all.
Cliff: Whoa, Norm, major hickey!
Norm: That's the only one I can show you in mixed company.
Coach: Norm, I hate to see you make a fool of yourself, but Emily called.
Norm: She wants more? That woman is insatiable!
Coach: She wanted to know where you were. She said you didn't show up.
Carla: And everybody here knows it.
Norm: Of course. Do you expect her to brag about it? I mean, only a crass lowlife would do that.
Sam: Let's you and me go and talk in the pool room.
Norm: Sure. Big guy wants some pointers now! Sure, Sammy, I'll fill you in.

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 ‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.

Quote from Carla

Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.

Quote from Diane

Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.