Norm Quote #178

Quote from Norm in Norman's Conquest

Norm: She's an animal. Evening, everybody.
All: Norm!
Norm: I'm spent. Give me a beer, Coach.
Cliff: She couldn't get enough of you, huh, Norm?
Norm: Cliffie, I had to climb out the fire escape.
Alan: You got to give us all the details, Norm. And I mean details.
Norm: I don't know. Is everybody over 21 here?
Diane: Norman, don't do this.
Carla: Shut up and let the man talk.

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 ‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.

Quote from Carla

Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.

Quote from Diane

Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.