Carla Quote #214

Quote from Carla in Norman's Conquest

Carla: [on the phone] What? Emily who? Yeah. Norm's dame. Of course he isn't here. I thought he was pitching woo with you. You're kidding. Oh, man. It figures. I'll tell him to call you. [hangs up]
Sam: What?
Carla: We should have known. Norm chickened out.
Alan: Come on!
Diane: What happened?
Carla: He dropped her off at her apartment and went to park the car. That was two hours ago and she hasn't seen him since. If he has any pride, he's killed himself.
Diane: Carla, he just came to his senses.
Diane: He came to his knees.
Carla: He did the decent, honorable and moral thing.
Tim: Yeah, we're gonna make him pay for it the rest of his life.

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 ‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.

Quote from Carla

Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.

Quote from Diane

Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.