Carla Quote #211
Quote from Carla in Norman's Conquest
Coach: Yeah. All set, Diane.
Diane: Wow, this is quite a load. Well, I'll just take two trips.
Carla: Ah, yes. Now there is a non-professional for you. Last round, I got them all in one trip.
Diane: Okay.
Coach: One more beer.
Carla: Like me to carry it for you?
Diane: No. No problem. I'll simply do as the noble women of primitive tribal cultures do... I'll balance it on my noodle.
Coach: Those sweet little old ladies are gonna love this!
[As Diane carefully balances the beer on her head and walks to the back:]
Carla: Wow, look! It's Lawrence Welk!
Diane: [o.s.] No! Stop! [glass shatters]
Cheers Quotes
‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.
Quote from Carla
Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.
Quote from Diane
Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.