Carla Quote #210

Quote from Carla in Norman's Conquest

Diane: Coach, you got the next round ready for the ladies in the back room?
Coach: Almost, honey. Almost.
Diane: Aren't they a cute group? The Golden 80s Club.
Carla: Yeah, a bunch of old widows and spinsters get together and play connect the liver spots.
Coach: I agree with Diane, Carla. They're absolutely adorable.
Carla: Oh, Coach, you like anybody who calls you sonny.

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 ‘Norman's Conquest’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: Emily, I'll be with you in a minute. Quick business call here. [on the phone] Hello, Vera, this is Norm. I'm at Cheers. It's 8:05. Uh, you need me, you've got the number here. Bye. [hangs up]
Coach: Norm, when did you get the answering machine?
Norm: I didn't, Coach. That was Vera.

Quote from Carla

Cliff: What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.
Carla: I don't think God's doing a lot bragging about it either.

Quote from Diane

Norm: What do you think, Sam?
Sam: Norm, I think it's stupid to jump into bed with somebody you're working with. [Diane nudges Sam] I didn't mean stupid in the unintelligent sense.
Diane: Don't mind Sam, he's a little depressed. This is the year his age caught up with his IQ.
Sam: That's years away.