Norm Quote #159
Quote from Norm in Fortune and Men's Weight
Cliff: Uh, hey, Normie, aren't you a little bit dressed up to come here and just suck on taps all night?
Norm: Cliffie, if you must know, I have other plans for this evening. I have a date.
Carla: Who is it?
Norm: I don't know. A blind date.
Carla: Ah, dangerous. Dangerous.
Sam: Walking into a minefield there, boy.
Norm: No, no, no. A friend of mine set us up. He assures me the woman's perfect for me.
Carla: That's what they all say.
Cliff: Uh, let me guess, said she had good table manners, great personality and an excellent posture, right?
Coach: Sure, they always make it sound good.
Norm: As a matter of fact, Cliffie, he said she was easy on the eye.
Carla: You're a dead man, Norm.
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Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: How does a beer sound, Norm?
Norm: I don't know, Coach. I usually finish 'em before they get a word in.
Quote from Norm
Norm: It says, "Your most troublesome problem will soon be solved."
Cliff: Hey, Norm sounds like you're going to get a trim on the old antlers tonight, huh?
Coach: Norm, what's your most troublesome problem?
Norm: You know, that's tough to say, Coach. Let's see. I'm overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. I guess my biggest problem is I've never been happier.
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Sam: Coach, why did you do this? I've told you a thousand times, don't buy anything for the bar without checking with me.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Sam. That salesman, I just couldn't resist him. I mean, he had a way about him.
Sam: One of those fast talkers?
Coach: No, no. No, no. This big tall skinny guy with a beard. He reminded me of somebody in history. Uh, a president. The guy who freed the slaves.
Sam: Abraham Lincoln?
Coach: Only this guy wasn't nice at all. As a matter of fact, he was kind of mean. He reminded me of that little guy in Germany with the mustache. World War II.
Sam: Adolf Hitler?
Coach: Boy, don't play trivia with this guy.
Norm: Coach, you mean this guy was a cross between Abraham Lincoln and Hitler?
Coach: Normie, I don't know. I just want to tell you, he was strange, Normie. He was all dressed in black, and his eyes shined like coals and he had this deep voice and he said to me, [deep voice, German accent] "This scale will not only tell you your weight, but it will tell you your destiny."
Diane: He had an accent?
Coach: No.
Carla: Then why did you say it like, [German accent] your weight and your destiny?
Coach: Just a little color, Carla.