Carla Quote #96
Quote from Carla in No Contest
Carla: Oh, give me a copy! That proves it. There is no God.
Coach: That little pixie. She didn't say a word about it.
Sam: Well, no, she doesn't know a thing about it. I entered her without telling her.
Carla: Why, Sam? Just to cause me anguish?
Sam: All right. All right, she's not the best waitress in the world. But she makes the other categories. "Perky, pert, congenial and fun."
Carla: And I don't?
Sam: Sweetheart, you cannot join the contest. You're pregnant.
Carla: So? Proves I'm congenial.
Sam: Good point.
Cheers Quotes
‘No Contest’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Coach: What can I do for you, Norm?
Norm: Well, I need something to kill time before my second beer. How about a first one?
Coach: You got it.
Quote from Cliff
Sam: Oh, come on. This is not degrading. Diane, in Boston, this is considered a very big honor.
Cliff: Yeah. Yeah. Di, it's really big, you know. It's not as big as Mail Carrier of the Year, of course, but it's up there.
Paul: Mail Carrier of the Year? Who do they give that to? A postman or a pigeon?
Cliff: Hey, watch your mouth.
Paul: It was just a joke.
Cliff: Yeah? Well, don't you ever, repeat, ever, joke about the US postal service in front of me or any other mail carrier. All right?
Norm: He didn't mean anything at all by it.
Cliff: Yeah, I'd like to see how fat and sassy he'd be without his daily mail. I'm sorry, Normie, I just don't know what came over me.
Norm: That's OK. You had every right.
Cliff: Well, the Post Office is everybody's target. But when they want a letter fast, huh, who do they come to on their knees?
Paul: Federal Express.
Cliff: He's mine!
Quote from Sam
Sam: Wait, you dropped some cards here. You dropped some cards.
Diane: Oh, never mind.
Sam: Wait, what is this? "Women pitted against each other in a public display of servitude." Well, I don't know what it means, but it's making me hot.