Carla Quote #85

Quote from Carla in Father Knows Last

Sam: Sit down. Now, look. Diane told me what's going on and I just have to say something. Marshall, you and Carla have a chance for some great happiness here. I don't think you should throw it away.
Carla: Sam, you don't-
Sam: Come on, come on, let me say this. Look at me, Marshall.
Marshall: Look at you?
Sam: Yeah. Now, a lot of people think that I've got a great life. But you have a... You can have something that I don't have. You can have the love and the warmth of a family. You know, if you don't marry Carla, some lucky guy is going to. As a matter of fact, if you don't marry Carla, I'm going to.
Marshall: I'm not going to marry her. [exits]
Carla: I got the veil in my locker.
Sam: You understand that what...
Carla: Get out of here. You're all toe jam.

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Quote from Norm

Norm: No, don't look at me. Vera and I don't have any kids. I don't know anything about the subject.
Coach: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera... I just can't.

Quote from Coach

Coach: You know, the biggest argument I ever had with my wife was over naming our daughter. She kept insisting on Lisa. And I wanted to stick with the original name.
Sam: What was that, Coach?
Coach: Baby Girl Pantusso.

Quote from Coach

Coach: Sam, look at me. Do I look OK to you?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Coach: Well, I just went down to renew my driver's licence, right? They asked me to donate my kidneys.
Sam: Oh, no, no, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.
Coach: Those lousy highway robbers. It used to be a lousy two bucks.