Diane Quote #111

Quote from Diane in Father Knows Last

Sam: Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?
Carla: She's going to tell him the truth.
Sam: The truth about what?
Carla: Oh, Sam, it's terrible. She lied. The real father is her ex-husband.
Sam: I don't believe this. I mean, I know the guy. Her ex-husband is an insensitive, macho pig with one thing on his mind.
Diane: Some women are attracted to that.
Sam: Well, name one.
Diane: [opens Sam's little black book] Arlene Abrams. Angela Adams.

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 ‘Father Knows Last’ Quotes

Quote from Norm

Norm: No, don't look at me. Vera and I don't have any kids. I don't know anything about the subject.
Coach: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?
Norm: I can't, Coach.
Coach: Gee, I'm sorry, Norm.
Norm: I look at Vera... I just can't.

Quote from Coach

Coach: You know, the biggest argument I ever had with my wife was over naming our daughter. She kept insisting on Lisa. And I wanted to stick with the original name.
Sam: What was that, Coach?
Coach: Baby Girl Pantusso.

Quote from Coach

Coach: Sam, look at me. Do I look OK to you?
Sam: Yeah, why?
Coach: Well, I just went down to renew my driver's licence, right? They asked me to donate my kidneys.
Sam: Oh, no, no, don't take that personal, Coach. They ask everybody.
Coach: Those lousy highway robbers. It used to be a lousy two bucks.