Carla Quote #78

Quote from Carla in Father Knows Last

Sam: So who's the father? We want to know.
Carla: Well, you're about to see for yourselves. He's coming in. [chuckles] I really got lucky this time, boy. He's a nice, responsible guy, and he is going to support this kid.
Sam: Oh, that's great. You going to get married?
Carla: Well, you know, actually we probably would, Sam, except it goes against my most cherished belief. Men are toe jam.

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