Coach Quote #1
Quote from Coach in Give Me a Ring Sometime
Coach: [enters] You call that a football team?
Sam: What's wrong, Coach?
Coach: What's wrong? The Patriots did it again. This has got to be the worst draft yet. They got a first-round pick, right, Sam? Did they get a jackrabbit for the backfield? No. A gunslinger at quarterback? No. A linebacker they get, Sam. A linebacker.
Sam: I don't know, Coach. I've seen a good linebacker turn a whole team around.
Coach: Yeah, me, too.
‘Give Me a Ring Sometime’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Coach: I'm knocking off, Sam. Home to my book.
Sam: Still working on that novel, huh, Coach?
Coach: Yeah, coming on six years now. I just got a feeling I might finish it tonight.
Diane: You're writing a novel?
Coach: No, reading one.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Hey, speaking of sweat, here's a little-known fact. Women have fewer sweat glands than men, but they're larger, more active.
Coach: Oh, the human body, huh?
Cliff: Consequently, they sweat more.
Norm: Really?
Cliff: Sure. How about you, miss? What are your perspiration patterns?
Quote from Coach
Coach: [answers phone] Cheers. Yeah, just a sec. Is there an Ernie Pantusso here?
Sam: That's you, Coach.
Coach: Speaking.