Carla Quote #1264
Quote from Carla in Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey
Sam: Aw, who are we kidding, you guys? We might as well just quit.
Carla: Hey, wait, wait a minute. What are you saying? You mean after Gary's done to us, you're just gonna roll over and die? You're gonna walk away? You're gonna be a quitter, Sam?
Sam: Yeah, Carla, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna quit! I'm tired of losing to the guy. Tomorrow I'm gonna go over there. I'm gonna make my peace with him once and for all.
Carla: Well, go. But I'm not lettin' him off the hook. This is personal now. And I don't know what, I don't know, but I swear I am gonna do something to that guy.
Norm: Look, Carla, we're willing to give in. You should, too. It's not like you had to dance naked over there.
Carla: No, but I had to look at it on videotape.
Norm: Gary's selling videotapes?
Carla: No, He's giving them away with every five-dollar beer.
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Quote from Sam
Norm: Sammy, what's up? I thought you wanted to get an early jump on Gary.
Sam: Yeah, I did. That's why I'm here at 9:00.
Norm: 9:01, Sam. Some of us were here at 9:00.
Sam: Hey, relax, will you. It's in the bag. I fixed it so Gary can't ever win.
Norm: Yeah? Yeah? What'd you do?
Sam: Yeah, you're gonna love this. You know that- That sign he's got outside his window there, "50 cent beer, Saint Patrick's Day Special?"
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Yeah, well I added a zero. I mean who's going to pay $5 for a beer, huh?
Carla: Good one, Sam.
Sam: Yeah. [laughs] Sometimes I scare myself.
Norm: It's 9:02, Sam. Let's go.
Sam: All right. Sorry. $5 beer. Yeah, let's see him top that, huh?
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Hey, everybody, I've got great news. I applied to the Boston League of Businesswomen, and they might let me join.
Woody: Oh, who are they?
Rebecca: Oh, it's this very prestigious organization that helps raise the stature of women in society and that kind of crap.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Can you believe it? The League rejected me.
Frasier: Why?
Rebecca: Because they said I was too self-involved and that I wasn't community-minded enough. So now I have to spend the next six months doing community service. Yawn. Woody, get me a charity on the phone.
Woody: Which one?
Rebecca: Well, how the hell do I know?! Just make sure it's close by. And I don't want one that's real depressing. And no weekends!