Rebecca Quote #485

Quote from Rebecca in Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real

Rebecca: It took a team of four men 12 hours, but I think I'm worth it. What do you think?
Sam: About what?
Rebecca: About me! About the new way I look.
Sam: Hey, honey, we're a little busy right now. Do you mind? I mean, we just found out that we insulted a mob boss and he's threatened to kill us. We could be in a little bit of trouble right now.
Rebecca: But I'm blonde. See?
Carla: You don't get it, do you, Rebecca? This isn't a game. We could all get killed.
Rebecca: Yeah, but look. Even my roots are blonde.
Norm: Rebecca, would you just shut up for a second, please?
Rebecca: All right, fine. I'll just go show people who are less self-absorbed. [opens door] Hey, everybody, look at me! Look at me!

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Quote from Woody

Sam: Come on. It's a golden opportunity. We can win this time. We can steal all of Gary's best ideas and use 'em against this new guy. And you remember how Gary's always going first? We can learn from that. We can move first ourselves.
Frasier: Very good, Sam. As that famous prankster Santayana once said, "Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it."
Woody: You got that right, Doctor Crane. Back in high school I was condemned to repeat History three times. By the way, the same goes for Mathematics.

Quote from Norm

Norm: Boy, every time I set foot in this place, it gives me the creeps.
All: Norm!
Cliff: How do they know you in here?
Norm: Hey, Sammy closes on Christmas morning. Okay?

Quote from Sam

Carla: [phone rings] Must be the agent. Hello?
Sam: Carla, hi!
Carla: Sam?
Sam: How you doing?
Carla: Terrible! We're stuck out here in the middle of nowhere, waiting for someone to pick us up.
Sam: You're all alone?
Carla: Yeah, for about 200 miles.
Sam: Wow! Is it cold?
Carla: Yeah, Sam, I'm cold. I'm freezing. I'm thinking about hugging Clavin.
Sam: Boy, what a shame. Hey, listen, honey, you remember, uh, last Halloween when you guys pulled that hilarious stunt on me making me think that Gary was dead and that I was responsible for it?
Carla: Yeah.
Sam: Well... gotcha!