Frasier Quote #604
Quote from Frasier in A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
Sam: I think we have a May-December thing happening here.
Carla: Yeah. December of the following year.
Sam: I'd say he's got a major case of puppy love going here. He's following you around, asking to do errands for you, wanting rides back to the motel.
Rebecca: Oh, so what if he has a little crush on me. I think it's sweet.
Lilith: Rebecca, you know I've seen this type of behavior before. When Frasier first had a crush on me, he had difficulty expressing his feelings. He was very shy. So he expressed them in other ways. Uh, calling me at all hours, and then when I answered, hanging up. Just sitting quietly in his car, in front of my house, hour after hour. Going through my mail, and then carefully replacing the letters in my mailbox. In other words, stalking me.
Frasier: It got what I wanted, didn't l?
‘A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff’ Quotes
Quote from Carla
Carla: Uh, can I help you?
Henderson: Do you have a Clavin here?
Carla: Yeah, but it hasn't been flushing right lately.
Quote from Frasier
Woody: There's something different about Dr. Sternin-Crane. I can't put my finger on it. Is it her hair?
Norm: Woody.
Woody: No, no. I'll- l'll get it. Her dress? Oh, I've got it, her husband's growing a beard.
Frasier: Did I hear someone mention my beard? That's right, Woody. A beard, the ultimate manifestation of masculinity. Testosterone surging through my face! Every red-blooded man's birthright: hair on his chin. I don't know why I didn't do this before.
Lilith: Because I wouldn't let you.
Frasier: Oh, yes. That's right. It all comes back to me now.
Quote from Carla
Rebecca: Sam, I've been in there thinking about Russell. I mean, what's wrong with somebody paying attention to me? I mean, so he loves me, is that a crime? I'm gonna go talk to him. Somebody cover for me.
Carla: Cover for what? You don't do anything around here.
Rebecca: Ha-ha. [exits]
Carla: Seriously, what does she do around here anyway?