Sam Quote #1560

Quote from Sam in Bar Wars V: The Final Judgment

Matt: Good morning. I'm Matt, the bartender from over at Gary's.
Sam: Yeah?
Matt: We're all kind of in shock, but I thought I should come by and give you something from Gary.
Sam: This is good. Watch this one.
Carla: Oh, the bowling trophy. Gary's prized possession.
Matt: Gary came back from seeing you yesterday, Sam, and all he could talk about was how concerned you were over his condition. He was pretty touched that after all this time of being rivals, when it counted most, you really cared about him.
Rebecca: That is so sweet and so sad.
Sam: Oh, come on! Give me a break! The guy is probably hanging out around here someplace. Hey, what're you up at Melville's, Gary? Come on down!
Matt: [chuckles] Wow, you are cold, man. I was gonna ask you for a job, but pfft! Forget it now.
Sam: Now, he's good. He is really good.

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Quote from Sam

Rebecca: Sam, stop it. The game is over. A man is dead. You know, it's getting a little bit embarrassing.
Frasier: It's time for you to face the fact that Gary is dead. That you had a hand in his death. We all did. That's the end of it.
Sam: Yeah, maybe you're right. All right, I admit it. Waah-waah, he's dead. [laughs] Come on, you guys. Lookit, he's bluffing. I wonder how far he's really going to take this thing.
[later, at the wake in Gary's Olde Towne Tavern:]
Sam: I'll be he's not even in there. [opens coffin] Okay, so he's in there. I still think it's a trick. If he wants to stay in there and suffocate, it's fine with me; it's his funeral.

Quote from Sam

Sam: He's gone. He's really gone.
Frasier: Gary had to go out of his way to prove it to you, but, yes, Sam, he's gone.
Sam: I feel like I've lost my best friend.
Carla: Having Gary around was, like, the one thing that always seemed to pull us together as a group.
Cliff: Yeah. Gary really brought out the best in us, huh?
Norm: No, Cliffie, he brought out the worst in us.
Paul: He will be missed.
Sam: Boy, I'll tell you, I've done a lot of things that I regret, but I'll never be able to make up for this one. You know, maybe it's time I stopped acting like an overgrown child. I mean, a man is dead because I did not have the maturity to know when to stop. Never thought I'd say this, but I miss Gary. He's a he's a true friend.
Frasier: That would have made a better eulogy than "Get out of there, Gary."