Carla Quote #1095

Quote from Carla in Madame LaCarla

Carla: I see something. It's you. And you're young. And, uh, it's summer. And there's an animal, a pet. You had a pet, didn't you, Sam?
Sam: Yeah, yeah, I did.
Carla: And you loved him very much.
Sam: Yeah, I did love him.
Carla: Suddenly this is all so clear! Frasier, I see you, as a young boy, reading all those books and not having any friends. Norm, I see you, having lots of friends and not reading any books. And, Cliff, I see you. [shudders] Sam. Sam, there's more.
Sam: Yeah?
Carla: That pet... It's a Labrador named Sparkey! And he's running to a woman. It's your mother! Her black hair is waving in the wind! Oh, my God! This is so incredible! Huh?! Madame Lazora was right! I am gifted! I am a seer! [to a man] Marry that girl. [to another man] Quit that job! I have the power!

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Quote from Cliff

Cliff: I got something to add to the conversation. If a 100-megaton warhead detonated over the city of Boston, the results would be so horrific that the survivors would envy the dead.
Norm: We weren't having a conversation, Cliff.
Cliff: Well! Then food for thought.

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Woody: Well, it's probably best you didn't come last night. I've still got to iron out a few bugs.
Cliff: Well, all I can tell you, Woody, is that Ma loved the play. Yeah, I mean, there's something about the idea of sweet old ladies being cold-blooded murderesses. Just seemed to tickle her funny bone. [laughs] All the way home she just laughed and laughed. Matter of fact, I woke up at 3:00 a.m., and there she was sitting in my room in a rocking chair rocking back and forth, staring at me and making this low, guttural chuckle. Boy, does she love the theater.

Quote from Carla

Carla: Whoa! I'm gonna be a psychic! Who could have predicted that?