Frasier Quote #529
Quote from Frasier in Rat Girl
Administrator #1: But before you leave, would you like to see something precious? Our Sylvia just had babies.
Frasier: Well, who's Sylvia?
Administrator #2: The school's pet hamster.
Lilith: Oh. Oh, look at that little one in the corner. He looks just like Whitey.
Administrator #2: Who's Whitey?
Lilith: Oh, he was my favorite dead rat that this bastard took and threw in the trash!
Frasier: Don't mind her. She's just overemotional, and crazy as a loon!
Lilith: I suppose you'd like to take one of these and throw it in the garbage, too? Here, why don't you just bite the heads off these birds while you're at it, Dr. Death?
Frasier: I am not the one who goes walking around with the decomposing corpse of a rat in my purse.
Lilith: You're a hateful man.
Frasier: And you are a troubled, disturbed woman. [Lilith exits] But a wonderful mother.
Administrator #1: Well, we'll get back to you.
Cheers Quotes
‘Rat Girl’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Carla, please! Lilith is mourning the loss of a close friend.
Carla: What's the big deal? You go find another rat to hook up to your electrodes.
Lilith: My research never harmed Whitey in any way. In fact, he had everything a rat could want. If he needed it, I gave it to him. That rat was the envy of others.
Frasier: You know, that's true, but I got over it.
Lilith: I miss him so much. [brief, spluttering sobs]
Frasier: Let it out, darling.
Lilith: I am.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: You know, I'm just a bit stressed today. Lilith and I have been looking for a preschool for Frederick. Tomorrow we've got an interview with the administrators of the Magic Hours Learning Center.
Sam: You know, I don't get that. Now, this is your kid, your money-- why aren't you interviewing them?
Frasier: Well, the beauty of private education, Sam, is that they're able to weed out the unacceptable lowlifes. I just pray I'm not one of them.
Cliff: Wa-wa-wa-wa-wait a second here. Uh, what's the matter with public school? I went to public school.
Frasier: [smiles] I love you, Cliff. Don't ever change.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: [enters] Afternoon, all.
Woody: Hey, how's it going, Dr. Crane?
Frasier: Oh, the usual. The crying, the tantrums, the bed-wetting.
Woody: Yeah. That's fatherhood.
Frasier: No, that's my therapy group. What a bunch of losers.