Woody Quote #633

Quote from Woody in It's a Wonderful Wife

Lilith: Woody, you don't even like this man. He's been bothering you ever since he followed your girlfriend back from Paris. And now you're paying him to photograph you?
Woody: Well, he just borrows money from me anyway. This way I don't have to worry about him paying me back.
Lilith: It's good you worked that out, Woody.
Woody: Yeah, besides, this is the first formal picture I've had taken since my high school yearbook. I hated that one. Darned cowlick.
Sam: Oh, yeah, when your hair all stands up like that?
Woody: Uh-uh.

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 ‘It's a Wonderful Wife’ Quotes

Quote from Lilith

Lilith: I always have such trouble trying to figure out what to get Frasier for his birthday.
Sam: Mm-hmm.
Lilith: Do you think perhaps he'd like a photograph of me?
Sam: Why? I mean... Of course he would. Why would any man not want a picture of his wife?
Henri: I agree. A picture of you is what every man wants. May I have the honor of taking it?
Lilith: Well, perhaps. But I must warn you. I've had bad luck with photographers. It seems they always overexpose the film, and I come out looking white as a ghost.

Quote from Norm

Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.

Quote from John Allen Hill

Norm: Hey, do you want to tell me why you fired Vera?
John: Who are you?
Norm: I'm her husband, Norm.
John: Oh, yes. I didn't recognize you without a bar growing out of your chest.