Frasier Quote #504
Quote from Frasier in Sam Time Next Year
Lilith: Come along, ladies. Why don't you go on ahead into the poolroom and make yourselves as comfortable as five women totally hostile to their own bodies can be. After you.
Cliff: So, uh, what's going on back there?
Lilith: Well, Frasier and I are both treating same-sex groups with relationship disorders. And recent studies suggest that there are benefits to be gained by bringing these two groups together for interrelations under controlled social circumstance.
Cliff: Say what?
Frasier: Well, come on. Surely you've all seen, uh, Love Connection.
Frasier: Oh! Guys! Guys! What are you doing out here?
Man: Dr. Crane, there's there's...
Frasier: Yes, I know. There's girls in there. But you see, you're missing the point. This is exactly the type of situation we've been training for. This time it's the real thing, not just me in a wig.
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‘Sam Time Next Year’ Quotes
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: Well, I still say it's a stupid way to spend Valentine's Day.
Sam: Yeah, but that's 'cause you don't have a date.
Rebecca: Oh, yeah? I happen to have a date with two very sweet gentlemen: Ben and Jerry.
Quote from Sam
Lauren: I've had 20-20 vision all my life. Now when I go to a restaurant, I have to have someone at the next table hold the menu so I can read it. [both chuckle]
Sam: No, you know what the worst thing about old age is? It's when you get so old that the skin under your arms starts getting loose and hanging like turkey wattle.
Lauren: I thought that only happened to women.
Sam: Yeah, that's what I meant. I just, you know, I hate to see it, that's all.
Lauren: Has your doctor put you on a bran diet?
Sam: Oh, yeah, God Oh, I tell you-- Oh, thank you. Oh! Last year was the worst. You know, I went in for this stomach problem. Turned out I had a stone the size of a golf ball. Took me a month to pass it.
Lauren: Sam, has your hair started turning gray?
Sam: Hey, hey. You're getting a little personal there. Aren't you?
Lauren: Sam, look, it's getting light out. We've been talking all night.
Sam: Oh, hey, how about that? Wow! You know, that's that's a first. Kind of nice to know that we have something in common besides our bodies.
Lauren: Oh, yeah, we have the deterioration of our bodies.
Quote from Norm
Carla: Whoa! Man, those stairs are slippery. Woody, I think we could use a little salt out there.
Norm: These pretzels could use a little salt, too. My blood pressure's actually dipping.