Carla Quote #928
Quote from Carla in 50-50 Carla
Gloria LeBec: Carla. Carla, what are you doing here? I told you to stay home today. I've been worried sick about the way you've been shaking. I want you to go home right now and get some rest. I left a pot of minestrone on the stove.
Carla: Are you from hell?
Gloria LeBec: And I don't want you to worry about missing your pay here, because I'm going to finish your shift.
Carla: You are from hell. She is, she's from hell, Sam. From hell.
Gloria LeBec: Calm down...
Carla: No! No! Don't touch me! Don't touch me! You know about the money! Admit it! You know! I know you know! Oh, why are you torturing me like this? All right, all right, here it is. Here it is. Here's half of the 50,000 bucks from Eddie's insurance money. Here. Take it!
Gloria LeBec: Eddie had insurance money? I didn't know that.
Carla: Give me that! Oh, my God. Oh, the hell with it. Here. Take it. Great. I'm not shaking anymore. I can go back to hustling drinks. Oh, joy.
Gloria LeBec: So that's why you were shaking? Because your conscience was bothering you, and now out of the goodness of your heart, you're giving me all this money even though it's rightfully yours?
Carla: That's right, Gloria.
Gloria LeBec: What a chump.
Carla: What?
Gloria LeBec: Just because of a little shaking. Huh. No wonder Eddie wanted another wife.
Cheers Quotes
‘50-50 Carla’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Rebecca: How do you feel about doing that nude scene?
Woody: What are you talking about, Ms. Howe?
Rebecca: The nude scene. I was in a production of Hair when I was in college. There is this very famous scene where everybody takes off their clothes.
Woody: Come on, Ms. Howe, it's not like I just fell off the turnip truck. That happened years ago. Now back then, I might have believed this nude scene business. Actually, I guess I would have believed anything after being dragged 300 yards down a gravel road into a rosebush.
Frasier: Jeez, Woody, do you have any fond memories of childhood that you can cling to?
Woody: The roses smelled nice.
Quote from Carla
Carla: I don't care what she says. I know in my heart that I did the right thing. Besides, I still got 25,000 bucks.
Sam: Yeah.
Carla: I mean, that can buy a lot of things, you know?
Sam: Yeah, you bet. You know, I'm proud of you, too. So what are you going to buy first?
Carla: A big, expensive car, so the next time I see her, I can run the slut down.
Quote from Woody
Sam: Got any Michelob down there, Woody?
Woody: Checking, Sam.
[When Woody stands up he's wearing suspenders over his shirtless chest]
Norm: Wood, how much longer are you going to keep this up?
Woody: Till I get used to it. Dr. Crane says if I can get undressed a little bit at a time in a place where I feel safe and secure, then pretty soon, I can get naked anywhere.
Sam: You're making progress, huh, Wood?
Woody: Well, you bet. I mean, I'm still scared, cold, and self-conscious as all get-out, but I did pick up an extra 50 in tips.