Norm Quote #754
Quote from Norm in Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby
Norm: I can't get the board back. He's on his own.
Pete: Aw, poor Sammy.
Carla: Oh, come on, guys. We've seen Sammy in situations like this hundreds of times... You know, the game's on the line, the best hitter's coming up to the plate, men on second and third. And who do they call in? Mayday Malone with his "slider of death."
Rebecca: Well, what would he do?
Norm: Well, he'd usually give up a 3-run homer. It was Sam's teammates who called it the "Slider of Death."
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‘Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby’ Quotes
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: You know, this, uh, getting up in the middle of the night with a crying baby stuff, that's... That's the reason I never had kids.
Norm: That's the only reason, huh, Cliff?
Cliff: Well, and the fact that my mother taught me to have a healthy respect for the evils of overpopulation, Normie. Yeah, you know what? I can still remember her looking at me and saying, "For the love of God, Cliffy, let it stop with you."
Quote from Norm
Frasier: You know, it just isn't fair. I mean, I came to the... I wanted to be one of the guys. And all I'm doing is sitting on my duff watching other people do things.
Norm: Welcome to Normworld. Keep your hands inside the car at all times.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Friends, congratulate me. I've just had my first 3 consecutive hours of sleep since I became a father.
Norm: Lilith's been making you get up with the baby at night when it cries, huh?
Frasier: Well, being a progressive couple, we actually take turns, but last night, as she was gently nudging me with one of her serrated elbows, I fell back on the old yoga trick of lowering my heart rate, holding my breath, and staring blankly as though I was dead.
Woody: And that worked?
Frasier: Nope. Didn't buy it for a minute. See, I'd forgotten it was she that taught me that trick during our honeymoon.