Sam Quote #1260
Quote from Sam in Sammy and the Professor
Rebecca: How can you be so insensitive?
Sam: What?
Rebecca: She's not another one of your dumb bimbos! She doesn't just take sex lightly, you know. What are you going to do when she wants to see you again?
Sam: See? Oh, please.
Rebecca: Yes. She's a very classy woman. She probably thinks there's some kind of commitment here.
Sam: I don't... I don't think so.
Rebecca: Sam, trust me.
Sam: Well... You know her better than I do. I certainly don't want any misunderstanding here. I'll give her a call.
Rebecca: Oh, yeah, right. Some faceless, anonymous, blow-off phone call that you have made a thousand times before.
Sam: That's why I suggested it.
Rebecca: I tell you what you are going to do, young man... You are going to march over to that hotel right now, and you are going to straighten things out.
Sam: Hey, first of all, I only march when my mom tells me, and, second, if I go over there, I'm still on the clock. That's another one of those business things we discussed... In the shower.
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Quote from Woody
Woody: Boy, it's getting scary around here.
Norm: Why do you say that, Woody?
Woody: Well, I mean, if Carla's getting audited, can I be far behind?
Norm: Come on, Woody. From what you make, and the way you handle it, if you made a dollar less, I do believe you'd qualify for food stamps.
Woody: All right. Then I'm sitting pretty.
Quote from Rebecca
Sam: You know what I love about your book is the way you lay out that whole philosophy thing... Dare, decide it, do it. That's just so memorable.
Alice: Well, that was no accident. The common denominator is commitment.
Sam: Plus they all begin with Ds.
Alice: Yeah, well... The key is decisiveness. You know, that was always Rebecca's failing in school. She could never take a stand. She always had to ask what somebody else thought before she knew what she thought.
Rebecca: But I've changed since then.
Waiter: Have you made a decision, ma'am? The rest of your party are halfway through their salads.
Rebecca: Is the swordfish fresh?
Waiter: It was when you started ordering.
Quote from Rebecca
Rebecca: All right, I know what I want now. Not chicken.
Sam: I'll have the spinach salad, lamb chops in mint jelly, and the broiled new potatoes.
Rebecca: That sounds good. How'd you come up with such a great combo?
Sam: It's the number 2.
Rebecca: What's this?
Waiter: It's our dessert menu. I thought you might like to hit the ground running.