Lilith Quote #82
Quote from Lilith in The Stork Brings a Crane
Frasier: I'll be right back, hon. Will you be all right?
Lilith: Sure. I'm just counting the tiny holes in the ceiling tiles. Of course, now that you've interrupted me, I'll going to have to start all over again.
Frasier: That's my girl.
Lilith: 1... 2... 3... 4. Oh, Doctor, thank God. I felt so isolated here. I guess I had false labor. I'm so terribly embarrassed because I'm a doctor myself, and I was so sure this was the real thing. Not to mention the fact that I was sure I'd become a mother today. And now I have to go on waiting. I need someone to talk me through this. And please, please, tell me what to do.
Doctor: False labor. Go home. [clicks pen]
Cheers Quotes
‘The Stork Brings a Crane’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Oh, look, his first smile.
Lilith: Darling face. As much as we would like to believe otherwise, we both know that newborn infants are incapable of revealing emotion through facial expression. It's probably just gas.
Both: Oh, his first gas!
Quote from Cliff
Rebecca: See? This is really going to be big. You know, I'm going to call Mayor Flynn's office and see if they'll designate Cheers a landmark. I just wish I had an in with him.
Cliff: In? Well, I've been corresponding with his Honor for about a year now. Every week, I just write him a little missive. You know, talking about the running of our fair city. You might want to mention my name.
Rebecca: Right, Cliff. And when I speak to President Bush, I'll remember you to him, too.
Cliff: Ah, don't bother. We're not on speaking terms. He forgot to send me a "thank you" for the inaugural fruitcake I sent him.
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: I can't believe we have a son. But, Lilith, when did all this happen?
Lilith: After the doctor discharged me, I looked for you, couldn't find you, so I took a cab. I gave birth in the back seat. The cabbie was nice enough to let me bite down on one of his foam rubber dice.
Frasier: Oh, my precious angel. You were so brave.
Lilith: The only problem was that every time I pushed, my feet kept opening the back door into traffic.
Frasier: The greatest moment of my life, and I missed it. You must want to kill me.
Lilith: Now, Frasier, now is not the time for reproaches. Now is the time to rejoice. The reproaches can come tomorrow and for the next 50 years.
Frasier: Is it any wonder I love you so?