Cliff Quote #518
Quote from Cliff in The Stork Brings a Crane
Rebecca: See? This is really going to be big. You know, I'm going to call Mayor Flynn's office and see if they'll designate Cheers a landmark. I just wish I had an in with him.
Cliff: In? Well, I've been corresponding with his Honor for about a year now. Every week, I just write him a little missive. You know, talking about the running of our fair city. You might want to mention my name.
Rebecca: Right, Cliff. And when I speak to President Bush, I'll remember you to him, too.
Cliff: Ah, don't bother. We're not on speaking terms. He forgot to send me a "thank you" for the inaugural fruitcake I sent him.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Stork Brings a Crane’ Quotes
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: Oh, look, his first smile.
Lilith: Darling face. As much as we would like to believe otherwise, we both know that newborn infants are incapable of revealing emotion through facial expression. It's probably just gas.
Both: Oh, his first gas!
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: I can't believe we have a son. But, Lilith, when did all this happen?
Lilith: After the doctor discharged me, I looked for you, couldn't find you, so I took a cab. I gave birth in the back seat. The cabbie was nice enough to let me bite down on one of his foam rubber dice.
Frasier: Oh, my precious angel. You were so brave.
Lilith: The only problem was that every time I pushed, my feet kept opening the back door into traffic.
Frasier: The greatest moment of my life, and I missed it. You must want to kill me.
Lilith: Now, Frasier, now is not the time for reproaches. Now is the time to rejoice. The reproaches can come tomorrow and for the next 50 years.
Frasier: Is it any wonder I love you so?
Quote from Carla
Rebecca: The point is, this is our centennial. Cheers is 100 years old.
Pete: Hang on here. Isn't there a sign outside that says "established in 1895"?
Sam: No, don't pay any attention to that. I made that number up.
Rebecca: You what?
Sam: That was back when Carla was into that number stuff.
Carla: You mean the science of numerology, Sam. You see, boss, if you take 1-8-9-5 and you reduce it, you come out to 5. Whereas, 1-8-8-9 comes out to 8. And 5, for me, is obviously a much luckier number than 8.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait. Now, you have 8 children.
Carla: Exactly, and I should've stopped at 5.