Norm Quote #683
Quote from Norm in The Two Faces of Norm
Rudy: Hey, Norm, we gotta talk to Kreitzer. Now, we ain't taking this crap anymore.
Norm: What's the matter, fellas?
Rudy: Oh, man, it's everything. We had to give up those football tickets.
Gordon: We have to work weekends.
John: Yeah, now he wants us to work nights, too.
Rudy: Yeah, and I'll tell you something else, the thing we hate most is the way he's treating you.
Norm: Fellas, look, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give the guy a call, OK, and I'll see if I can get him to ease up on the hours a little bit. It's all I can do.
Rudy: OK. Thanks, Norm. You know, 'cause I'll tell you something. Just because we're out there standing in that hot sun all day breathing turpentine fumes, you know, that doesn't mean that we, uh... Sheesh! Forgot what I was going to say. Heck! Doesn't matter. Look, we'll see you later, Norm. OK, come on, let's go. [exits]
Frasier: You know, Norm, you might bear in mind that you could be pushing these guys a bit too far.
Norm: Come on, Frasier. The key to being a good executive is knowing when to be firm and when to be fair.
Rudy: [returns] Uh, Norm?
Norm: Yeah?
Rudy: The guys and I decided you don't have a spine, so we're just going to go over to Kreitzer's office and bash his skull in.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Two Faces of Norm’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. You got room for beer?
Norm: No, but I am willing to add on.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: So, hey, Normie, so how's business going?
Norm: Lousy, Cliffie. I'm so damn busy painting, I haven't had time to stop in here and visit with my best friend.
Cliff: I missed you, too, you big lug.
Norm: Actually, Cliffie, I meant Mr. Beer.
Woody: So, the painting business is that good, huh?
Norm: Too good, Woody. Today I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.
Woody: So what did you do?
Norm: Skipped them both. Came in here. I think I made the right choice.
Quote from Sam
Dennis: OK, but I'm kind of pressed for time. I've got to get to my hair stylist.
Sam: Good. Good. Oh, very good, very good. Hair stylist. All right. All right, this will be pretty simple here. Just a few multiple-choice questions.
Dennis: Great. Shoot.
Sam: Number one. "It's high noon. You're driving in Harvard Square. Parking's limited. Do you A: Park in a handicapped zone, B: Park in a regular spot under a tree, C: Drive around till a space opens up?"
Dennis: "C."
Sam: What, are you nuts? I can't believe it, man! That's a trick question. You don't drive this baby at nigh noon, man! Sun damage, bucko. What the hell's wrong... What do you want to do, oxidize the paint? Get out of here! You make me sick! I can't believe that! He wants to drive my car at high noon in Harvard Square.