Norm Quote #680
Quote from Norm in The Two Faces of Norm
Norm: [on the phone] Hi, Rudy, Rudy, hi, it's Norm. Listen, I'm afraid I have some bad news about your patriots game plans this weekend. Uh, I think you guys are going to have to kind of work. No, no, no, relax. It's not me. It's my new business partner.
Frasier: Good, good. Now give the guy a name. Make it authentic.
Norm: Uh, it's this guy, Mr. Kreitzer. He has this crazy idea, man, that you guys should, I don't know, paint. What? [covers the phone] He wants to talk to Kreitzer. Help, Frasier.
Frasier: No, no, no you dug the hole, Norm.
Norm: Woody. Come on. You're an actor. Be Kreitzer. Come on.
Woody: Okay, where am I from?
Norm: Uh, Pittsburgh.
Woody: OK. Now, did I come from a happy childhood...? And why am I on the phone at this point in my life?
Norm: Oh, come on. Just give me the phone. Forget it. Forget it. [shouts into the phone] All right, this is Kreitzer. Now listen up, you bunch of gutless, sniveling little wimps. I don't care what Peterson said. That lowlife does not lay down the rules. Hey! Hey! Any more lip out of you, and I'll rip your face off and stick it up your lunch bucket! [slams the phone down] That was kind of fun. Think maybe I ought to call Vera, huh? [Woody takes the phone away]
Cheers Quotes
‘The Two Faces of Norm’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. You got room for beer?
Norm: No, but I am willing to add on.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: So, hey, Normie, so how's business going?
Norm: Lousy, Cliffie. I'm so damn busy painting, I haven't had time to stop in here and visit with my best friend.
Cliff: I missed you, too, you big lug.
Norm: Actually, Cliffie, I meant Mr. Beer.
Woody: So, the painting business is that good, huh?
Norm: Too good, Woody. Today I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.
Woody: So what did you do?
Norm: Skipped them both. Came in here. I think I made the right choice.
Quote from Sam
Dennis: OK, but I'm kind of pressed for time. I've got to get to my hair stylist.
Sam: Good. Good. Oh, very good, very good. Hair stylist. All right. All right, this will be pretty simple here. Just a few multiple-choice questions.
Dennis: Great. Shoot.
Sam: Number one. "It's high noon. You're driving in Harvard Square. Parking's limited. Do you A: Park in a handicapped zone, B: Park in a regular spot under a tree, C: Drive around till a space opens up?"
Dennis: "C."
Sam: What, are you nuts? I can't believe it, man! That's a trick question. You don't drive this baby at nigh noon, man! Sun damage, bucko. What the hell's wrong... What do you want to do, oxidize the paint? Get out of here! You make me sick! I can't believe that! He wants to drive my car at high noon in Harvard Square.