Rebecca Quote #256
Quote from Rebecca in The Two Faces of Norm
Rebecca: Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late. I was at another business seminar. This one was all about accentuating the positive and all you can accomplish by focusing on the good instead of the bad.
Woody: How was it?
Rebecca: The worst. But you know, I like the idea of positive reinforcement in the workplace, so I'm going to give it a shot.
Carla: Man, you got to be a real moron to buy that load of crap.
Rebecca: Way to speak out, Carla. Ooh, way to pour that beer, Woody! Way to run up that tab, Norm. Way to...
l, uh...
Cliff: I got a new haircut.
Rebecca: No...
Cliff: My thumbnail grew back.
Rebecca: No... But just give me a little time.
Cliff: Wait! I think I got it. Nah, everybody's got a pulse.
Carla: Way to make a dork out of yourself, Clavin.
Rebecca: Way to nail him, Carla.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Two Faces of Norm’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson. You got room for beer?
Norm: No, but I am willing to add on.
Quote from Norm
Cliff: So, hey, Normie, so how's business going?
Norm: Lousy, Cliffie. I'm so damn busy painting, I haven't had time to stop in here and visit with my best friend.
Cliff: I missed you, too, you big lug.
Norm: Actually, Cliffie, I meant Mr. Beer.
Woody: So, the painting business is that good, huh?
Norm: Too good, Woody. Today I had to choose between two really great jobs. I couldn't make up my mind.
Woody: So what did you do?
Norm: Skipped them both. Came in here. I think I made the right choice.
Quote from Sam
Dennis: OK, but I'm kind of pressed for time. I've got to get to my hair stylist.
Sam: Good. Good. Oh, very good, very good. Hair stylist. All right. All right, this will be pretty simple here. Just a few multiple-choice questions.
Dennis: Great. Shoot.
Sam: Number one. "It's high noon. You're driving in Harvard Square. Parking's limited. Do you A: Park in a handicapped zone, B: Park in a regular spot under a tree, C: Drive around till a space opens up?"
Dennis: "C."
Sam: What, are you nuts? I can't believe it, man! That's a trick question. You don't drive this baby at nigh noon, man! Sun damage, bucko. What the hell's wrong... What do you want to do, oxidize the paint? Get out of here! You make me sick! I can't believe that! He wants to drive my car at high noon in Harvard Square.