Cliff Quote #503
Quote from Cliff in How to Marry a Mailman
Frasier: Well, Cliff, that's a pretty big step. Outside of Margaret, have you ever had a serious relationship... Or a date?
Cliff: Yep, one time in high school... Wendy Beaman.
Sam: Wendy Beaman. What happened with Wendy?
Cliff: I asked her to go steady. She accepted. And wouldn't you know it, the very next day, I come down with this darn pesky little teenage problem.
Norm: Ah, your face broke out, huh?
Cliff: No. Hysterical blindness.
Sam: What? What did you say?
Cliff: From the Latin, blindis hystericolis.
Norm: Meaning that you couldn't see, or what?
Cliff: Well, I couldn't see whenever she was around, but once she wasn't there, I could see fine. So we got into a big argument about it, we broke up, and as soon as she ran crying out of my life, I could see clear as a bell.
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Quote from Cliff
Carla: Hey, Clavin, why don't you wise up? She's probably just coming over here to dump you. By the way, if I'm in the back room when she comes, would somebody call me?
Cliff: Well, you know, uh, Carla, I gave that possibility some consideration. And I figured that if that dame wanted to shove this lug in the dead-letter file, she would've 86'd me with a postcard and a 2-bit stamp.
Woody: Sam, is it me, or is Mr. Clavin starting to sound like Raymond Chandler?
Quote from Lilith
Lilith: Cliff?
Cliff: Yeah.
Lilith: Would you be interested in taking part in a university project? No, let me rephrase that. Would you be interested in being a university project?
Cliff: I really don't have a lot of time for that now, but thanks for asking.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: No, mis amigos, I know exactly what's going on in that sexy little egg-shaped head of hers. She left me lo those many months ago to pursue a career. That wasn't enough. No sirree. She wanted her man back. Heck, you've seen my bumper sticker... "letter carriers do it on foot."
Norm: Yeah, I have seen that. I always wondered what the hell it meant.
Cliff: Uh, I'm not sure. They were giving them away free.