Carla Quote #728
Quote from Carla in The Big Kiss-Off
Rebecca: What's going on here?
Carla: Whatever do you mean?
Rebecca: Sam and Woody are trying desperately to kiss me.
Carla: Boy, someone's a little full of herself, isn't she?
Rebecca: Come on, Carla. What's the story here? One woman to another.
Carla: Why would I tell you something about my two closest best friends in the whole world?
Rebecca: I'll give you a paid day off.
Carla: They got a bet. They want to see who could kiss you by the end of the shift tonight.
Rebecca: Why would they do such an asinine, juvenile, thing?
Carla: Look at the contestants. Actually, Woody's doing it 'cause they were razzing him. Sam's trying to prove he still got it. Other than that, just cheap thrills.
Rebecca: Don't tell them I know.
Carla: Wait a minute. You're not cooking up something that's going to humiliate my friends and make them look stupid, are you?
Rebecca: Well, yeah.
Carla: How can I help?
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‘The Big Kiss-Off’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Oh, Miss Howe? Can I ask you a question?
Rebecca: Sure, Woody. What do you want to know?
Woody: Um... which key unlocks the storage room? [swings the keys]
Rebecca: I don't know. Hold it still.
Woody: Look carefully, very carefully. You're getting sleepy. Very sleepy.
Rebecca: Woody?
Woody: Very, very, sleepy. You'll do whatever I say.
Rebecca: Woody, go to sleep.
[As Woody's head drops, Rebecca walks away. Frasier walks over to Woody and snaps his fingers]
Woody: Oh, no. I made her disappear.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Oh, Fras. You make it home okay last night, buddy?
Frasier: Yeah, thanks for putting me in that cab.
Norm: I figured you had a little too much when you started making fun of that longshoreman's mother.
Frasier: Oh, Lord, I don't remember a thing. What- What did I say?
Norm: Something like, uh, "Unions are for mommy's boys who can't get their own jobs," I think.
Frasier: Oh, why didn't he kill me?
Norm: Well, you- You said you wanted to wait and take him on when there were more people here. So, uh, you said you'd meet the guy back here today, about, uh... Right about now, actually. [Frasier runs for the door] No, wait. Whoa, whoa. The guy couldn't make it! [Frasier turns back] Whoop, there he is. [Frasier runs across the bar] Oh, oh! No, no, no, no, no. That's just a car.
Frasier: Okay, why are you taunting me like some sort of play thing?
Norm: It's just my little hangover cure.
Frasier: [sighs] Didn't help me a bit.
Norm: No, but mine's gone completely.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Hey, fella. [laughs] You a little sweet on Rebecca there, huh?
Woody: Nah, get out.
Sam: No, come on. You've got that kind of dopey look. Hey, get over here. You can tell us, come on.
Woody: Well... Okay. Uh, last couple of months, I have kind of noticed her. [Sam laughs] In fact, if it weren't for Mr. Drake, I really might go after her. [laughter]
Alan: Come on, Woody.
Cliff: Hey, hey, that's good, Woody, good.
Woody: What's so funny?
Carla: No disrespect, Rhinestone Cowpie. But I really don't think her idea of a hot date is a butter-churning contest in Tobacci-flats.