Norm Quote #576
Quote from Norm in The Big Kiss-Off
Carla: Call me a romantic, but I always knew you two would end up together.
Woody: I can't believe I kissed you.
Sam: Yeah, well, you're lucky I didn't punch your lights out, man.
Woody: Yeah? You and what army?
Norm: Hey, hey, hey, guys. Come on, now. Relax. Geez, you guys, you were tricked. It's no big deal. I mean, you're such good friends. You mean a lot to each other. I mean, don't walk away mad. Go on, kiss and make up. Remember, you both owe me a big wet one.
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‘The Big Kiss-Off’ Quotes
Quote from Woody
Woody: Oh, Miss Howe? Can I ask you a question?
Rebecca: Sure, Woody. What do you want to know?
Woody: Um... which key unlocks the storage room? [swings the keys]
Rebecca: I don't know. Hold it still.
Woody: Look carefully, very carefully. You're getting sleepy. Very sleepy.
Rebecca: Woody?
Woody: Very, very, sleepy. You'll do whatever I say.
Rebecca: Woody, go to sleep.
[As Woody's head drops, Rebecca walks away. Frasier walks over to Woody and snaps his fingers]
Woody: Oh, no. I made her disappear.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Oh, Fras. You make it home okay last night, buddy?
Frasier: Yeah, thanks for putting me in that cab.
Norm: I figured you had a little too much when you started making fun of that longshoreman's mother.
Frasier: Oh, Lord, I don't remember a thing. What- What did I say?
Norm: Something like, uh, "Unions are for mommy's boys who can't get their own jobs," I think.
Frasier: Oh, why didn't he kill me?
Norm: Well, you- You said you wanted to wait and take him on when there were more people here. So, uh, you said you'd meet the guy back here today, about, uh... Right about now, actually. [Frasier runs for the door] No, wait. Whoa, whoa. The guy couldn't make it! [Frasier turns back] Whoop, there he is. [Frasier runs across the bar] Oh, oh! No, no, no, no, no. That's just a car.
Frasier: Okay, why are you taunting me like some sort of play thing?
Norm: It's just my little hangover cure.
Frasier: [sighs] Didn't help me a bit.
Norm: No, but mine's gone completely.
Quote from Carla
Sam: Hey, fella. [laughs] You a little sweet on Rebecca there, huh?
Woody: Nah, get out.
Sam: No, come on. You've got that kind of dopey look. Hey, get over here. You can tell us, come on.
Woody: Well... Okay. Uh, last couple of months, I have kind of noticed her. [Sam laughs] In fact, if it weren't for Mr. Drake, I really might go after her. [laughter]
Alan: Come on, Woody.
Cliff: Hey, hey, that's good, Woody, good.
Woody: What's so funny?
Carla: No disrespect, Rhinestone Cowpie. But I really don't think her idea of a hot date is a butter-churning contest in Tobacci-flats.