Woody Quote #287
Quote from Woody in Our Hourly Bread
Woody: Attention. Attention, everyone. Now's the moment we've all been waiting for. I hope you're as excited as I am, because this is probably the most exciting event I've ever been to in my entire life. Well, e-except for the time that our prize cow Velveeta gave birth to a two-headed calf. Now I don't know how many of you have seen a two-headed calf get born, but the ones who have will bear me out.
Sam: Woody, Woody.
Woody: Actually, it's not as exciting as you might think. Only one of the heads could move.
Sam: Woody.
Woody: The other one just seemed kind of dazed.
Sam: Hey, Woody, pick the damn number, will you then?
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Quote from Rebecca
Woody: Wait a minute. Let's just stick with this title thing.
Rebecca: No, no, Woody, you said you would settle for a raise. Now, I'm going to hold you to it.
Woody: Oh, no, I blew it! I should have demanded a title. Money gets spent, but titles are forever.
Rebecca: No, Woody, I told you-
Woody: Doggone it, Miss Howe, you're not going to palm some raise off on me. I don't want money. I- I deserve a title.
Rebecca: Woody, I've met some tough negotiators in my life... All right, you deserve it. I'll go to the mat for you. Congratulations. You're the new Senior Bartender.
Woody: Get out! Senior Bartender?! Wait till I tell my folks! To think I came in here asking for a stupid little raise, and now this. I just hope it doesn't go to my head.
Rebecca: Oh, that's what's nice about you, Woody. Nothing ever goes to your head.
Quote from Norm
Sam: Norm, you- You work for the big firms. What do they do when they need a lot of money?
Norm: All right, first off, they- They go and fire all the dead wood.
Sam: Yeah, then what?
Norm: I'm long gone by then, Sam.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what the hell kind of place is this? Who's the manager here, and why aren't they serving free drinks to calm this angry crowd?