Norm Quote #551
Quote from Norm in Let Sleeping Drakes Lie
Norm: Hi, sir.
Evan Drake: Oh, I knew it, I knew it. You broke your word.
Norm: No, no, no.
Evan Drake: You lied to me, Norm.
Norm: No, no, no, sir. You see, I went back to the bar to tell everyone about my dream coming true. And since none of their dreams have come true, they wouldn't believe mine.
Evan Drake: Why are you doing this to me? Why?
Norm: Sir, my dream is to have people know that I carried a rich man across the lawn in his pajamas.
Evan Drake: You're going to hurt me.
Norm: No, sir. I just need witnesses. I've got several lined up outside. Greyson would fill out the troop nicely, sir.
Evan Drake: This is a nightmare.
Norm: Just a couple minutes, then it'd be all over, sir. You can sleep, I promise.
Evan Drake: This isn't happening to me. This is a nightmare.
Norm: Don't worry about it, sir. We're going out now, but only for a minute!
Evan Drake: Will there be any more bees?
Norm: Oh, no, no, no, sir. You shut your eyes now. All gone, all gone.
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Cliff: No, no, it's a well-documented fact that the female of the species is irresistibly drawn to men in uniform. Yeah, just yesterday, some lonely, frustrated housewife saw me coming up the garden path, you know, peeking through the window, and she tries to coyly titillate me by pulling down the shade so I wonder what's going on behind it.
Carla: Let me dispel the mystery. She was puking.
Cliff: Carla, don't you get bored just hanging around here all day waiting to take cheap shots at me?
Carla: Yeah, I should get a beeper.
Cliff: All right, look. That's it. I am sick and tired of being your whipping boy. Today the worm turns. You are not going to insult me any longer, because I am not going to give you the chance. As of from right now, I am shutting up, zipping my lip. [applause] And my friends support me.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Morning, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early, isn't it, Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions. Pour.
Quote from Woody
Woody: I know I'm not very sophisticated, but I don't think what Sam is doing is right.
Cliff: Well, look, don't you put yourself down with me, and I happen to agree with you.
Woody: I mean, standing around tending bar all day is like the worst thing a dancer could do for his calves.
Carla: Speaking of calves, Woody, was it painful when the cow kicked you in the head?
Woody: You get used to it.