Norm Quote #540
Quote from Norm in Let Sleeping Drakes Lie
Evan Drake: I thought you were going to fix that.
Norm: Oh, yeah, that squeak. I'm going to fix that squeak, sir. You should go to another room. I may need to use the jaws of life.
Evan Drake: Uh, no, just leave it, will ya? As a matter of fact, forget the painting thing, too. I'm a light sleeper, and I don't want to hear you rattling your paint cans.
Norm: Well, that's one thing I've never been accused of, sir, is rattling my cans.
Evan Drake: Please, I mean it, Norm. Scoot. Huh?
Norm: Yes, sir. [shouting] So you're a really light sleeper, sir?
Evan Drake: Yes, but I have excellent hearing, Norm.
Norm: Yeah, most light sleepers do. That's what makes them light sleepers.
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Cliff: No, no, it's a well-documented fact that the female of the species is irresistibly drawn to men in uniform. Yeah, just yesterday, some lonely, frustrated housewife saw me coming up the garden path, you know, peeking through the window, and she tries to coyly titillate me by pulling down the shade so I wonder what's going on behind it.
Carla: Let me dispel the mystery. She was puking.
Cliff: Carla, don't you get bored just hanging around here all day waiting to take cheap shots at me?
Carla: Yeah, I should get a beeper.
Cliff: All right, look. That's it. I am sick and tired of being your whipping boy. Today the worm turns. You are not going to insult me any longer, because I am not going to give you the chance. As of from right now, I am shutting up, zipping my lip. [applause] And my friends support me.
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Morning, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early, isn't it, Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions. Pour.
Quote from Woody
Woody: I know I'm not very sophisticated, but I don't think what Sam is doing is right.
Cliff: Well, look, don't you put yourself down with me, and I happen to agree with you.
Woody: I mean, standing around tending bar all day is like the worst thing a dancer could do for his calves.
Carla: Speaking of calves, Woody, was it painful when the cow kicked you in the head?
Woody: You get used to it.