Woody Quote #220
Quote from Woody in Pudd'n Head Boyd
Woody: I haven't seen you in here before, have l?
Mary: Uh, no, I don't get around much since my husband, Lloyd, passed away. We used to come by here every evening during our walk, but, uh, Lloyd never let us come in. He got jealous when I was around other men.
Woody: I can see why.
Mary: Oh, for heaven's sakes.
Woody: Oh, I think you're blushing.
Mary: Oh, it's the wine. Although as Mark Twain said, "Man is the only animal that blushes."
Woody: "Or needs to."
Cheers Quotes
‘Pudd'n Head Boyd’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Sam: Folks, I have a bit of bad news that may affect a lot of you. I'm not going to beat around the bush, I'm just going to come right out and say it. Last call. [patrons groan]
Norm: Well, what the heck, maybe I'll give Vera a thrill and go home a little early tonight. Although, you know, she did look kind of thrilled when I left.
Quote from Lilith
Sam: You guys look like you had a good time.
Frasier: We had oodles of fun. And we lost a combined 11 pounds to boot.
Cliff: Wait, you lost weight on a cruise? I heard there were wall-to-wall meals.
Lilith: There were also wall-to-wall waves.
Frasier: Yes. Well, fortunately, after three days of giving Chef Hugo's fine cuisine back to the sea, we were fitted with these little, uh, ear patches. They seemed to do the trick.
Lilith: And put us to sleep for the rest of the trip.
Carla: So you guys spent seven days and nights snoozing and barfing your way through the Caribbean?
Lilith: And we've never felt slimmer and more refreshed.
Quote from Woody
Woody: Gather 'round, everybody. I'm going to do Authors in Hell. I mean, if that's all right with you, Miss Howe.
Rebecca: Well, I was planning to wait for the movie, but go ahead.
Woody: Imagine if you will a huge book opens up, and l - Mark Twain - step out. I am surrounded by various tormented American writers. And Satan. The lights dim. [as Twain] Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted. Persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished. Persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. [a patron coughs as Woody smokes a cigar]
Rebecca: Woody, go on.
Woody: Well, I just sit here and smoke. I don't talk again till the middle of act four.