Lilith Quote #29
Quote from Lilith in Bidding on the Boys
Lilith: Do you know what I always have the urge to do whenever I see you, Sam?
Sam: Uh, please don't tell me.
Lilith: Unbutton your shirt.
Sam: [chuckling] Oh, oh, well... Uh, boy, they didn't, uh, set the clocks back and forget to tell me, did they?
Lilith: Did you read Lady Chatterley's Lover?
Sam: Uh, Lady Chatterley's Lover? Uh, yes, as a matter of fact, I did read that. Or parts of it, at least.
Lilith: I have the strangest desire to twine flowers in your chest hair, [Sam chuckles] then deflower you.
Sam: Listen, Lilith, uh... [Lilith kisses him] Mmm. Mmm. Oh, boy. Mmm... [Lilith drops Sam's pants as they kiss]
Cheers Quotes
‘Bidding on the Boys’ Quotes
Quote from Sam
Sam: Come on, man, she's just doing it to make you jealous.
Frasier: Oh, God, I'm losing her, Sam.
Sam: Oh, would you stop that? You're my friend. I'm never going to take a woman away from you.
Frasier: What about Diane?
Sam: And didn't God punish me with a vengeance?
Frasier: Well, yes, but gee whiz, Sam...
Quote from Lilith
Carla: Champagne, huh?
Lilith: Well, wild romance is a fictive term with no correlation to any actual physiological behavior. We, nevertheless, like to humor convention by going through with these preposterous rituals.
Carla: Champagne, huh?
Quote from Lilith
Frasier: So we're agreed then, right? Just plain simple gold wedding bands.
Lilith: With an exquisite marquise diamond on mine so we can tell them apart.
Frasier: You give me such glee. Here we are. Sit here, my betrothed. I'll go get us something to drink, and, oh, uh, exchange a few lies with my buds.
Lilith: I understand. Your daily dose of male bonding.
Frasier: Well, not for much longer. You know what's are breaking up that old gang of mine.
Lilith: As a guess, I'd say hypertension and cirrhosis.
Frasier: [laughs] You're irrepressible.