Cliff Quote #373
Quote from Cliff in The Last Angry Mailman
Esther Clavin: Now we're going to find a lawyer. Okay. But first, I want to treat you boys to a Popsicle!
Cliff: [laughs] Oh, Ma. [wood creaking]
Esther Clavin: What was that?
Cliff: Ah, probably just a squirrel on the roof. [wood creaking]
Norm: Big one. [loud creaking]
Esther Clavin: Uh-oh! Ma! [metallic creaking] [crashing]
Cliff: Imagine we got a quarter of a million for this dump.
Cheers Quotes
‘The Last Angry Mailman’ Quotes
Quote from Esther Clavin
Cliff: Boy, oh, boy. Don't you just love this Yorkshire pudding, Ma? That's a real delicacy.
Esther Clavin: The English didn't think so. Actually, Yorkshire pudding was invented in the late 1770s during a beef shortage. A person could be given a little bit of beef and soak up the gravy with the pudding, thereby fooling his stomach into thinking he was having a fuller dinner than he actually was.
Cliff: And you wonder why nobody asks us out anymore.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Good afternoon, everybody. Sam, you got you room for one more tosspot? Let me have a beer, will you?
Sam: You betcha. How you been there, Frasier?
Frasier: Well, you know how it is for a psychiatrist this day and age. Divorces, hopelessness over financial situations, rampant paranoia... Thriving, never better.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: It wouldn't surprise me one bit if it was Rebecca.
Sam: I don't know.
Cliff: No, I mean, it's us quiet, reserved types who, when properly stimulated, turn into your average churning hunk of burning funk.
Norm: Now, Cliffie, uh, can you tell me exactly at what point in your life you came to that big fork in the road where reality took a left and you hung a sharp right?