Sam Quote #895
Quote from Sam in Paint Your Office
Sam: Tragic, huh? Absolutely tragic.
Rebecca: I beg your pardon?
Sam: Oh, I just couldn't help thinking about Norm's basement.
Rebecca: Yes?
Sam: Well, it's not just, you know, the water filling up. You know, it's those photo albums, those old letters. Cherished mementos, you know, ru-ruined for [weepy] Oh, I'm sorry. Ooh, boy. Oh, this is embarrassing. l- l'm sorry. I just, uh... [sniffles] I can't help feeling this way ever since my dog, Lucky, died.
Rebecca: Something is going on here. I'm not exactly sure what it is. Could it be that you're jerking me around?
Sam: Okay, uh... [clears throat] I'm sorry. It's just that there's a rumor going around the bar that you've got this soft side, and I just thought I'd like to see it for myself. Maybe get to know you better. I guess I ought to just...
Rebecca: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I want to get this straight. You came over here on your day off to paint my living room in hopes of getting to know me better?
Sam: Pretty silly, huh?
Rebecca: What'd you want to know? [Sam goes to leave] Well? [Sam turns back]
Sam: Um, I'm thinking. I- I didn't think I was gonna get this far.
Cheers Quotes
‘Paint Your Office’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Man: Hey.
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Let's talk about what's going in Mr. Peterson. Beer, Woody.
Quote from Sam
Sam: So, how come you guys are so chummy, huh?
Norm: Sorry, Sam. Can't talk about it. Kind of private.
Sam: Oh, give me a break. Guys are supposed to talk about girls behind their backs. [Norm swallows hard] Didn't I tell you everything about me and Diane? [Norm shakes his head] Well, now's your chance to thank me.
Quote from Frasier
Frasier: Boy, look at her. What a glow she has. You know, strange as it sounds, there are actually times when I resent being a man.
Cliff: Ah, that's all right, Fras. Sometimes we resent you being one. [Sam laughs]
Frasier: I was referring to Carla's condition. You see, she's able to do something we men never shall: experience the miracle of creating a new life.
Sam: You know, I'll have to admit. I've often wondered what it would like to have another human being moving around inside you.
Woody: Must be spooky, but real neato.
Sam: Yeah.
Cliff: There's probably nothing so awesome in the entire universe.
Frasier: Yes, gentlemen, I'm afraid that we've been relegated to the position of observer. Passive, sitting on the sidelines. Doomed by nature to a life of envy.
Carla: God, feels like there's a dump truck parked on my bladder.
Frasier: Well, then again, nature is wise in her way.