Sam Quote #840
Quote from Sam in A House Is Not a Home
Boy: Please don't make Grandma and Grandpa leave, lady.
Sam: No, go-
Diane: Oh, oh, th- th- They don't have to. Listen, why don't you come over next week, and we'll have a big Easter egg hunt right here. And we'll will make it an annual occasion.
Children: Yay!
Sam: No, no, no, no! No, no, I am not putting on a bunny suit for anybody! Now, now, listen, we've done everything - more than everything - anybody could possibly expect. We got to draw the line somewhere here. I mean, we can't arrange our lives just for you people. I mean, this is our house now. Y- Y- You can't have it anymore. Please, I mean, w- we- we need a chance to start our own lives here. I mean, for God's sake, we haven't even had a chance to be intimate in our own home yet.
Girl: What does Santa mean, Mommy?
Woman: Mommy will explain it later, dear.
Sam: Yeah, and somewhere else, Mommy. Uh, c- Come on, everybody, please, out.
Cheers Quotes
‘A House Is Not a Home’ Quotes
Quote from Norm
Norm: [enters] Afternoon, everybody.
All: Norm!
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, how's life?
Norm: Oh, the plot's okay, Woody, but it kind of falls apart at the end.
Quote from Cliff
Cliff: Oh, uh, l, uh, hate to be a buttinsky here, but, uh, this is the absolute worst time to buy a house.
Sam: Why is that?
Cliff: Ah, seller's market. Unless you run into that, uh, rare breed, you know, the motivated seller. Now, you know, for a price, I could put you in a sweet little, uh, three-bed, two-bath number. Uh, it's got, uh, fishnetting over the patio and a handmade, uh, uh, lava rock fire pit in the back.
Norm: Cliffie, uh, that sounds a little bit like your house.
Cliff: It is my house, Norm.
Norm: Wait, wait, wait now. You said your mother was going to live there till the day she died.
Cliff: Well, uh, she's clean, and she doesn't eat much.
Quote from Norm
Diane: Sam, please. Just come with me and take a look at it.
Sam: I'm not- l'm not ready to own a home. It's a you- You got to work up to that.
Norm: Sammy's right. It's a big responsibility. You got, uh, lawns to mow. You got plumbing to fix. You got gutters to clean. Then, you know, every couple of years, you got to paint the entire thing from top to bottom. Honestly, I don't know where Vera gets the energy sometimes.
Frasier: Norm, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Norm: Yeah, I guess I should, shouldn't l? You know, thank God I'm not, huh?