Sam Quote #801
Quote from Sam in Simon Says
Dr. Finch-Royce: Sam, a little of your history, please.
Sam: Oh, right, all right. Okay, uh... Let's see, uh, it was, uh, August 5, 1973. l, uh, got my first major league save. It was in Baltimore.
Diane: Sam, you don't have to go into all of that.
Sam: If you can go back to the womb, I can go back to the damn Oriole doubleheader. Anyway, uh sweltering day. Frank Robinson had been killing me all season, but this day... [time lapse] I'm telling you it happened every single time.
Dr. Finch-Royce: Which means that, no matter what town you were in, these women would just hang around outside your locker room? I mean, complete strangers, and-and throw themselves at you?
Sam: Yeah. [whispering] It was great.
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Quote from Diane
Dr. Finch-Royce: That's it. I've died and gone to hell.
Diane: Doctor, there's one thing you haven't considered.
Dr. Finch-Royce: Right. Fine. All right. Okay. Um, Sam, Diane, you two are perfect together. I'm sorry I made a mistake, but I now see that you are the most perfectly matched couple on the face of the earth. But, why, why am I telling you this? Let's, let's share it with the rest of the world, shall we? Hear this, world, the rest of you can stop getting married now! It's been done to perfection! Envy them, sofa. Envy them, chair. For you shall never be as cozy as they. For I guarantee that their marriage will be a total epoch-shattering success. And I stake my life on it! Wait, let, let me put that on record. [tapes] l, Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, being of sound mind, declare that Sam and Diane shall be together throughout all eternity, and if I am wrong, I hereby promise that I will take my own life in the most disgusting manner possible! Here, take the tape. No, no, no, no, no! Take the whole machine. It's my wedding gift to you. To you, the most perfect couple since the dawn of time!
Diane: [to Sam] See?
Quote from Norm
Norm: Well, I'm out of here, I guess. Going to stop over at the health club.
Frasier: You belong to a health club?
Norm: Yeah, yeah. Vera gave me a membership for my birthday. It's, uh, real subtle, huh?
Frasier: You- You actually go there and work out?
Norm: Yeah. I try to do, uh, about 25 in the pool every day.
Frasier: Laps?
Norm: Cannonballs.
Quote from Norm
Norm: Doc, uh, hi. I'm Norm Peterson.
Dr. Finch-Royce: Oh.
Norm: I have to tell you that my wife is a big fan of yours, sir.
Dr. Finch-Royce: Oh.
Norm: Yeah, she reads all those marriage improvement books.
Dr. Finch-Royce: Great. Have they helped?
Norm: Well, they've helped me. It, uh, gives her something to do in bed. I have a few questions...